I am stupid and awesome and nobody likes me and everybody likes me
I am in love with everyone’s butt
I play Magic the Gathering
I am so Homestuck but not as Homestuck as most Homestucks
I verb the adjective noun
I am borderline asexual
I fucking love cuddling
I am in love with my refrigerator
I can resurrect dead politicians and force them to dance.
I DON’T HAVE TEXTING
