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Undeniable Facts • Thou Shalt Not Create Ties With The Scathed

Undeniable Facts

I am stupid and awesome and nobody likes me and everybody likes me

I am in love with everyone’s butt

I play Magic the Gathering

I am so Homestuck but not as Homestuck as most Homestucks

I verb the adjective noun

I am borderline asexual

I fucking love cuddling

I am in love with my refrigerator

I can resurrect dead politicians and force them to dance. 

I DON’T HAVE TEXTING